being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs
|—||C S Lewis (via itsquoted)|
following back tons!
|—||Robert Fritz (via itsquoted)|
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
*screams* BLESS YOU ALL
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
|—||Michel de Montaigne (via itsquoted)|
I feel sorry for this photographer he tried to take a nice scenic view of a pyramid and this camel comes along all HERP DERP IMMA CAMEL
Loki is keeping an eye on our golden boy for this Friday Fro!
never trust a person who doesn’t think johnny depp is hot
|—||Edgar Allan Poe (via ze-random-ramlingz)|